just some humor at my expense...

sorry to the few of you that actually read my blog. i haven't been blogging lately because i've just been occupied with school and stuff. but to make up for it, i'll let you have a good laugh (yes, at my expense... hints the title). and so the story begins.

like every tuesday, i woke up and threw on some clothes for my appointment. (only today i didn't put my contacts in or wear any makeup.) i had to reschedule due to a time conflict and some paperwork. went back home and talked to my mom about some wedding stuff and googled online notes over the book i didn't finish reading... but i had a quiz in history so it was either wing it or at least attempt to bullshit it. anatomy lecture was boring as usual and there were many empty seats just like thursday. i swear i almost fell asleep taking notes ten or twenty times. history went pretty well... after i took my quiz (which didn't seem that bad regardless of the fact that i didn't finish the book) i got my first exam back. i made an eighty-nine! i am suuuuuper proud of myself! i rushed to eat lunch with nathan while he was on break for work, so that was nice.

then i got this brilliant idea.... i'm going to go to sally's! i know what i want going in but it was just a matter of deciding which brand and style i was going to choose. i came home and immediately started getting to work. i was super excited to show nathan!

if only i had known when i started how very painful it is to get, or should i say give yourself, a bikini wax! i feel like i've done it all in the ways of pain, except childbirth of course. i've gotten a tattoo and had several piercings, oral surgery to remove my wisdom teeth, hit in the shin by a weighted softball while i was catching without gear, surgery on my foot, and stitches in my forehead. i have to say none of that compares to the pain of bikini waxing... needless to say after three applications down there, i peeled that shit away with tears starting to form in my eyes and said "fuck this shit! ima keep shaving!" the only time i ever plan on getting waxed down there is by a professional with some pain meds. hahaha

hope you got a good laugh!