Wednesday, March 30, 2011
lime cheesecake tartlets
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
answers
it's more difficult for me to look into someone's eyes when they are telling me how they feel because sometimes i just don't see how they can feel that way about me. (sounds ridiculous, i'm sure... but it's true.)2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry.
the last time i was really angry, i packed all of my shit and left my mom's house almost two hours after i had arrived. she made a few comments that were hurtful and somehow didn't realize it.3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You get enough time to make ONE phone call. Who would you call?
i would call the love of my life.
4. You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
a) i tell my close friends and family.
b) i live it up! i want to travel the world and have major adrenaline rushes.
c) i wouldn't be afraid so much as disappointed/sad that there are still things i want to do with my life.
5. You can have one of the following two things: trust/love.
trust. what is love without trust?
6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
i save that dog's life! i can always get another job... it may not pay as much or be as good, but it's for a good cause.
7. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
i think i'd like to go to turks and caicos and just soak up the sun...
8. Think of the last person who you really knew that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give one year of your life. Do you?
i don't think i really knew anyone that died.... as in i never knew them good enough to say "oh yes, i would give them a year of my life."
9. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
definitely!
10. Does love = sex?
no, but sex comes with love.
11. Your best friend dies, what would you do?
cry for hours and just be really angry with the world. ughhhh.
12. When and how was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt?
(no answer)
13. What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back?
to tell them that i don't love them back.
14. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?
my relationship.15. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them?
i was talking with my mom on the phone before class on monday and so of course i told her i loved her before i walked into class.
16. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, if you HAD to, even if you had “no regrets” what would it be?
i kinda wish i would have lived on campus my freshman year. lol, like yeah the community showers and bathrooms suck, the closets are WAY too small, and i had a pretty good chance of getting stuck with some bitch... it would have been an experience.
17. Imagine. It is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. Who do you call?
shat! i either call nathan (if he isn't at work) or jeff (because he lives close by) lol. aaand if i kept hearing someone walking around before they could get here, i would call 911!18. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?
yes! it's the only humane thing to do.19. Are you old fashioned?
uhmmm... in some aspects. but i'm more liberal than conservative. (i mean obviously)20. Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a heart break or have never loved before?
true love with a guarantee of a heart break.
21. If you could do anything OR wish for anything that would come true, what would you wish?
i honestly wish to be happy in my life and have on regrets.
Monday, March 28, 2011
Sunday, March 27, 2011
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
i literally started crying when i read this
because i was laughing so hard.
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
- Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
- In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
- Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
- If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
- Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
- Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
- Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
- Practice making fax and modem noises.
- Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
- Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
- Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
- Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
- Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
- Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
- Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
- Staple pages in the middle of the page.
- Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
- Honk and wave to strangers.
- Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
- TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
- type only in lowercase.
- dont use any punctuation either
- Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
- Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now." - As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
- Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
- Ask people what gender they are.
- While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
- Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
- Sing along at the opera.
- Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
- Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
thoughtfulness
1. What is more difficult for you; looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someone’s eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry.
3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You get enough time to make ONE phone call. Who would you call?
4. You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
5. You can have one of the following two things: trust/love.
6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
7. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
8. Think of the last person who you really knew that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give one year of your life. Do you?
9. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
10. Does love = sex?
11. Your best friend dies, what would you do?
12. When and how was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt?
13. What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back?
14. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?
15. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them?
16. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, if you HAD to, even if you had “no regrets” what would it be?
17. Imagine. It is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. Who do you call?
18. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?
19. Are you old fashioned?
20. Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a heart break or have never loved before?21. If you could do anything OR wish for anything that would come true, what would you wish?
Saturday, March 26, 2011
a little insight
i can't love you back
Friday, March 25, 2011
sleeping beauty + fun
i took a little beauty rest this afternoon after i ate lunch with nathan. i was suddenly woken up by the random ring of our door bell. i wasn't expecting anyone, so i was definitely confused. i rush to the front door to find a huge ass package on the door step and the ups guy in the truck, about to drive off. i bring the package inside to do a good look over because i was expecting a smaller box. (but of course i was excited because getting packages from ups/fedex/wherever is like christmas!) i could have slapped the shit outta that dude... the package was intended to arrive at our wonderful neighbor's house. the package clearly states the name "sam" and apartment "a".... not "b"! it's not like our apartment complex is trying to trick the people with where we leave... it's clearly posted within the brick on our building. who the hell trains these dudes? jeeeeeeeze!
50 Things Everyone Should Know
- The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.
- Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.
- Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!
- What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.
- "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
- "Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.
- In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child
- A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
- You can't kill yourself by holding your breath
- There is a city called Rome on every continent.
- It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!
- Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!
- Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.
- The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London
- Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people
- Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!
- The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!
- One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!
- Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!
- The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man
- Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!
- Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!
- The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.
- Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
- Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.
- Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.
- Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."
- Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.
- On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.
- More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.
- The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.
- More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.
- Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.
- The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!
- The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.
- Earth is the only planet not named after a god.
- It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.
- You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.
- Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!
- Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
- It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
- The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!
- The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds
- Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not
- Slugs have 4 noses.
- Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.
- A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!
- A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!
- The average person laughs 10 times a day!
- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Jason Aldean - On My Highway
Monday, March 21, 2011
THE
NO. 43
RULE OF A GENTLEMAN
When you’re with someone you love, make sure in that moment they know they’re the center of your world.
Please Note: Those are the unforgettable moments in life.
moneymoneymoneyyy
Saturday, March 19, 2011
TWO YEARS!
i don’t need to feel a warm touch from somebody else cause
no other touch could be this true
over the edge i always fall
every time i see you the way i feel reminds me
the world i knew seems so small
cause now with you i have it all